Dear Santa,

Could you take away my wrath for the season?
I'd like to be merry.

Dear Facebook Friends,

Could you stop announcing that you are married/engaged/in a relationship?
It makes me feel like Shit.

Dear Nice Guys,

Could you stop thinking bitchy girls are wonderful?
It makes me take personal offense to liking you.

Dear Television Stations,

Could you please stop playing reruns of Friends?
You are ruining it for me!